What did the plate say to the other plate?
Object Jokes
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
I sat on a chair.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
