Object jokes
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
I sat on a chair.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble, but that would be an insult to marbles.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.