Object jokes
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”
Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”
He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
What did the plate say to the other plate?
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
What's the difference between a boomerang and your dad?
Boomerangs come back.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
What do you call hot cups?
Sunglasses.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.
What did the flag say to the pole?
Nothing, he just waved.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
I sat on a chair.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.