Object jokes
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I got one of those.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Dolly (DYM 79).
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.