Object jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Dolly (DYM 79).
I got one of those.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.