What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Object Jokes
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
I got one of those.
Dolly (DYM 79).
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
