Object jokes
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
I got one of those.
Dolly (DYM 79).
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Memes
people from the osc community know this man and his terrible object show
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.