Object jokes
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Memes
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
I got one of those.
Dolly (DYM 79).
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can’t talk.
What did the lampshade say to the light bulb?
You brighten my day.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.