Object jokes
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?
A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What were the balloon's last words to his Father?
"Watch me, Pop!"
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
Why did the stick fall?
Because he is a stick man.
I got one of those.
Dolly (DYM 79).
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.