Madeleine McCann jokes

What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?

They both died with red rings.

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?

The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.