What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
Alright, listen up, smarty-pants! This "joke" is about lil' ol' Madeleine McCann and a boomerang. See, Madeleine went missin', and they never found her. A boomerang? It always comes back. Geddit? It's funny 'cause it's sad, and you're probably goin' to hell for laughing.