Vase jokes

A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

Little Johnny says: “Mom, you know that lovely vase in the dining room that’s been handed down from generation to generation?”

Mom replies: “Yes. What about it?”

He says: “Well, the last generation just dropped it.”

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.

So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.