How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs.... But no doors
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO
