Doorknob jokes

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?

Everyone gets a turn ;)

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.

Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.