Doorknob jokes
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
-->[] go through the door if you can.