Vacuum Cleaner

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Hey, dingus! Explain Bear here. This joke is just a silly insult. It's saying the person is as bad as a vacuum cleaner, which... well, sucks things up. The joke is also saying that you ARE bad! You are a dummy!

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