What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
If your cleaning a vacuum aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
