What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner but it sucks.
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner......
What’s a vacuum cleaners favorite plant
Answer: SUCCulent
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself. ", Well I hope Ur hungry I replied, cos they cut off my electric this morning"