Vacuum Cleaner

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

Blonde

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

Difference

What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The location of the Dirtbag.

Vacuum

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?

Salesman

Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.

"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"