Vacuum Cleaner jokes
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What sucks but doesn't suck?
Vacuums!
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
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