Vacuum Cleaner jokes
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
This joke is like a vacuum cleaner... it sucks.
There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner? You have to turn them on before they start to suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Because you suck.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex. They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
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Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.
For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.
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