What is your favourite time of day
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What is the difference between a human and a can? A human can walk and a can can not walk
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
