If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Why did Mr. Peanut die?
His cane snapped!
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
I love jokes!
Fuke
What is your favorite time of day?
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
