Nut jokes
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
Cashew, see, I'm nuts about you!?
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
Have you ever heard about the new virus in China? It's called Hupun.
Hupun DEEZ NUTS!
Deez nuts, can we get much higher?
Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.
Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Looks dragon!
Draggin' these nuts across yo face!
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What sandwich spread makes people itch?
Flea-nut butter.
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Deez nutz!