Nut jokes
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
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When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Like if you have nuts.
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
Can I put deez nuts in yo cluts?
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
What do plus a pee and a nut... Nut pees, wait, pee nuts.
You pecan do it!
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
"Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Candace Candace who? Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?