Nut

Nut jokes

Brother

Brother: Your nuts!

Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!

Apple

If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?

0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.

Boy

What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?

THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.

Memes

Peanut

So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂

Mix

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

Cat

The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...

The cat still died, why?

It had a Catastrophic Catcident.

Car

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

Son

Rhydon- son.

Rhydon? - mum.

RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.

Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.

XD