Nut jokes
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What is a magic car? One that flies!
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
XD
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!
A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What is the difference between a human and a can?
A human can walk and a can cannot walk.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.