The cat ran across the road when the car swerved. It killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut. The cat survived it all. The cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car...
The cat still died, why?
It had a Catastrophic Catcident.
Listen up, buttercup. So, a cat is a survivor, right? Dodges cars, indirectly causes a whole chain of animal deaths, even takes out a bear and squirrel WITH A CAR, but then gets got by a "cat-astrophic cat-cident". It's like the universe is saying, "You're a dum-dum!"
