Chipmunk jokes

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.

If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?

10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...