Chipmunk jokes

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?