If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is playing on the word "have". The guy thinks that "have" means "physically possess after eating," not just "own in general". You are a silly goose!