Shell

Shell Jokes

Egg

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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  • Seashell

    Why do mermaids wear seashells?

    They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.

    Memes

    Turtle

    What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

    He went to the Shell station.

    Man

    A man opened a snail farm.

    He said that it is a slow-moving business.

    Egg

    - I think you're EGGcellent.

    + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

    - Really? Are you done yet?.

    + Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

    Peanut

    What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?

    With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

    Clam

    Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?

    It had excellent mussel memory.

    Crab

    How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.

    Crab

    What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?

    They shellabrated their mommy.

    Nut

    Where do nuts go for a quick energy boost? The nearest Shell station.

    Turtle

    What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?

    Getting them to come out of their shell.