Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Egg
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
