Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up.
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
Egg
what's a turtles favorite thrill ride shell shock
Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.
What do you call a smart egg? An egg head. That was an eggscelent joke.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
