Three nuns went up to Mother Teresa and said, "Mother Teresa, we would not like to be nuns anymore." Mother Teresa said, "Okay, but first you have to do something unholy." So they leave and come back three days later. The first one says, "Mother Teresa, I did something unholy. I took a little kid's bike." Mother Teresa says, "Okay, drink from the holy water and you are free to go." The second nun walks up, upset, "I did something worse than her. I slept with a married man." The last nun walks up and says, "I did something worse than all of them." Mother Teresa says, "Oh god, oh gosh, what is it?" And the third nun says, "I peed in the holy water."
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Alright, listen up buttercup. So, these nuns wanna quit being all holy, and Mother Teresa's like, "Nah-uh, not 'til you do somethin' BAD!" First nun steals a bike. Weak sauce! Second nun sleeps with a married dude. Spicier, but still basic. Then comes the third nun who pees in the holy water. That's like, the ultimate "screw you" to everything holy! It's funny because it's so unexpected and sacrilegious. You probably don't get it 'cause you think tap water is holy.