Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
Okay, so listen up, you chucklehead. The joke is funny because it uses "nuts" in two ways. First, it means the chipmunk's actual nuts, like acorns. Second, it's a slang word for testicles. The chipmunk swims on its back to keep its "nuts" dry, get it? You probably don't, because you probably can't read a sentence like the average bear.