Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do you think of your mom? I can do it.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi.
Sex.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail mix.
I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut.
Cooper, your mum gay, lol.
Why are nuts on boys?
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
you.
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What is a dog?
An animal.
A student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick, and the guy was about to nut.
The school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone.
Deez nuts!
GOT EEMMMMMMMM!
