What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck
Two old Indian ladies out picking Potato's one ladie stops staring at this huge potato turning it round and round . The other old Ladie sais to her what are you doing she sais these potato's remind me of my ((husbands nuts )) she sais oh my are they really that BIG she said no there that dirty. lololol
My name is myria my right nut
me: Can I borrow your cd? friend: What cd? me: see deez nuts in yo mouth
what do plus a pee and a nut ... nut pees wait pee nuts
Mike Oxlong: What's deez Mike? Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez? Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!
did you hear about the guy that diped his balls in glitter. pretty nuts huh?
What's pokemon #539 (sawk) SAWK ON DEEZ NUTS
me: what are we doing in HPE friend: fitness me: fitting deez nuts in your mouth
Have you learn SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard
What's SoDN?
Suck On deez nuts
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard
What did the mama nut say to her son? “If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip? A mustach-io
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
What kind of nuts come in cans? Creamed a-corn.
Which nut is the best at playing tag? Catch-yous aka cashews.
Knock knock who's there Candis. Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
y cant an orphan suck and my nut nut a girl can ?
1 knows how
dezz nuts bell suck and she ugly
Smg4 mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this.. Candice everyone: Candice? Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH
