Nut jokes
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I am a good role model, because you look up to me. Deez nuts!
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I have nut cancer...
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction after eating 12-year-old nuts.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I don’t wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!