what do you do when you get locked outside your house...... you talk to the lock. because communication is key.
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
Whats a pirates favourite key on the key board
Others: r
Rrrr you would think so but it be the C
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
Kid:what is between moms legs? Dad:paridise. Kid whats between you legs? Dad:the key to paridise. Kid:well uou better change the lock the neighbor has the key to.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Little Johnny’s mom is taking a shower little Johnny walks in and asks what is that in between your legs mommy says that is my keyhole the next day little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and little Johnny asks what is that in between your legs daddy says that is my key the next day little Johnny says to his dad looks like the neighbor has the key to mommy’s keyhole too.
By:Xzavier
What's worse than locking your keyes in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill gates!
Some locked me out of my house today.... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
what do u call a mexican door
dora
How is a woman and a car alike put something in them and they'll both start.
I FOUND A KEY THAT WORKS FOR EVERY DOOR AT MY SCHOOL
-->[] go through the door if you can
What’s a rapper’s favorite computer key?
The space bar... it lets them space out their RHYMES
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I love the smell of my F5 key. -- It's very refreshing.
what key opens a banana
a mon-key