Do you know how a snail has a "nail" why can't it be a nut?
Why did Mr peanut die? His cane snapped.
sso i was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids table i stood up and i threw a opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled. "25 kill streak" 🤣😂
I love jokes
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
Fuke
What is your favourite time of day
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
the cat ran across the road when the car swerved it killed a bear that killed a dog that killed a squirrel that killed a nut, the cat survived it all, the cat killed the squirrel and the bear with the car... the cat still died why? It had a Catastrophic Catcident
Dees was a squirrel, who had big nuts. Everybody loved dees big nuts.
What is a nut 🥜 that is in outer space 🪐? A broken nut 🥜
Why do squirrels love dick? Because it produces nut.
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day
What is a magic car 🚙 ? One ☝️ that flys
what do you called a no eyebrow person ?
MS.BURGOS
Rhydon- son Rhydon?- mum RHYDON DEEZ NUTS- son Jeez ur like ur father in bed- mum XD
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Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
( I am still a single young virgin )
A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attatched to his nutty wuttys. Its driving me nuts! A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says problem??
I have to call bovfa whats bovfa can bove je thies nuts fit in your mouf
