Nut jokes
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?
Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?
Because he only had one.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
I love my family.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.