What is flatter than an Asians ? Their nose
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to smell her own nose
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
Your hairlines exactly like your nose it’s always offside
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
what do you call somebody with no nose?
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
dammit i hanged off their nose off
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself
Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I went up to the deaf kid and said I’m going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing so she elbowed me in my damn nose
he entered (kinder garten) class the {teacher said luce start for us and say the alphabet) he said a b c d e f g H I J K* just kidding lmno* laugh my nose off (teacher go to the Office right now young man ) i don't understand he just said jokes to the teacher lmao :D
