What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
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If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
what do you call somebody with no nose?
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
dammit i hanged off their nose off
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
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I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
My friend is blind so he can nosy
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
why was the indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches. Because then it would be a foot. lol i may have peed myself
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A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose but you can't pick your friends noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
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What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
