What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Nose Jokes
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Why can’t a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What do you call somebody with no nose?
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
