What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is all about a pun, which is when words sound alike but mean different things. So, instead of saying "I have runny noses," the volcano says "I have runny volcanoes" because, duh, it IS a volcano. I bet you trip on flat surfaces, don't you?