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Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.

I’m a clown… And everyone nose.

What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose

What’s the difference between a jew at a banquet and a jew at a motorboating session? A jew at a banquet can be welcome and get their noses into some food but a jew can’t get their noses into a motorboating session.

Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose…”

Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose

my wife told me to give give her 8 inches so i had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose

First Man: My dog’s got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.

What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn’t know much? Nose-less

I wear a nose on my forehead

What is flatter than an Asians ? Their nose

My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible

What is flatter than an Asians ? Their nose