Why Cant You Nose Be Twelve Inches Because Then it Would Be A Foot
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
what did the nose say to the finger
stop picking me
Micheal Jackson's nose is so steep it can be a ski ramp
Whats the definition of dissapointment running in to a wall with a bonner but it hits only hits your nose
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
candice balls fit up your nose
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me something smells!
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
My friend is blind so he can nosy
