Sat at a busy intersection with a slice of bread waiting for a traffic jam
Cut a hole in the rug so he could see a dirty floor show
He took hay to bed to feed his nightmare
Took a tape measure to bed to see how long he slept
Put his nose out the window so the wind will blow it
Died with his boots on because he didn't want to hurt his toes when he kicked the bucket
Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother. Who’s the bus driver You will never nose
What do you call a person without a nose and who doesn't know much? Nose-less
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose Nobody nose
My dog has no nose How does he smell Terrible
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
Yḱnow how in pinocchio the french puppets have the thigh rings? Well I got em too! Only red and thinner.
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?
domi-nose
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
what's the best time to hang out with an indian? when your nose is clogged.
