Nose jokes
"What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?"
"A broken nose."
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to smell her own nose.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
I wear a nose on my forehead.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What is flatter than an Asian?
Their nose.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.