Noose or Nose

  • "Do you have a noose?"

    "Nose?"

    "Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

    "I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

    "No."

    *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup! This 'joke' is about someone fishing for a cry for help but disguising it as a casual question about a noose, then poorly trying to cover it up with a nose joke. But, like, their inner despair is so strong it smells like a dead body, which is like, the whole point, dingus. You probably have a nose that can't smell despair because you don't shower enough.

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