Twelve Inches

  • Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?

    Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is a play on words. Twelve inches equals one foot, see? So, if someone chops off their nose when it's twelve inches long, then it *would* be a foot. Get it? I figured you would not.

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