The definition of the word Disappointment means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Why do Jews have big noses? - Because air is free...
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his NOSE
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them ΞΌΡΙ¨Ι²Δ Ε£β¬Δ on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
I went up to the deaf kid and said Iβm going to punch u in 3 2 1 and he ended up with a broken nose and I said u should have listened to me
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose
Your hairlines exactly like your nose itβs always offside
Why canβt a nose be 12 feet long?
Because then, it would be a foot
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose βI have a runny volcanoesβ
technically, a human is hollow. we have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. we are bascially tubes
Why did the booger cross the nose
Answer: to get to the other whole
what do you call somebody with no nose?
"Do you have a noose" Nose?- "Yeah, nose- nose... I heard your's was stuffed lately- haha." I actually smell something- Like a corpse Is it you?- "No." *Dying on the inside has never been so detectable
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
