Nose jokes
I love your hair today.
How did you get it to come out your nose like that?
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
There may be hope for Stephen Hawking yet.
His nose runs.
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.