One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals? Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Yo mamma so short that when tried to sniff meth she couldn’t get high
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
How do drown a Blonde.... you put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool
Shorts go up,Pants go down Body to Body, Skin to Skin When its sniff, Stick it in It goes in dry and comes out wet And the longer its in the stronger it gets it comes out dripping and starts to sag
Its not what you think it is its a LIPTON TEA BAG
Get your mind together
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
Whys rapboat like a dog? They both get off sniffing assholes.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because it doesn't know where home is...... *sniff
How to kill a blond put a scratch & sniff in a pool]
Sniff a liter of petrol You'll go back to the dream time at
Roses are red I sniff marijuana I have five fingers The middle one is for your vagina
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid
put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod
why biden not get virus............... He sniff everyone
Yo mamma's hairline so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it
Me Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
so my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her and she started to cry.So I'd told her a 'single' joke then she said," Go and fucking die you insensitive bitch!". I later said," ugh, fine as your BFF I will break his body for you-happy now?". She said," *sniff* yes".
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
