Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that your honker is so massive, even Apple had to get in on the action and make a special iPhone just for you. They call it "Nose ID" instead of "Face ID" because, well, your face is basically just a giant nose. Word of advice: try not to sneeze too hard, you might set off all the iPhones in a five-mile radius!