Dammit jokes
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Bick: Jesus isn't real.
Ron: Yes, He is.
Bick: Prove it, bitch.
Ron: Cussing is a sin. Open the curtains.
Bick: Wh-?
Ron: JUST DO IT, DAMMIT!
The sunlight shone through the window, landing on Ron and Bick. Both of them died and went to hell.
Ron: Fuck you, Jesus.
Bick: Told you Jesus was real.
Satan: Get to work, slaves.
Moral of the story: Stay off the marijuana.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
lol anons are idiots
Dammit, I hanged off their nose off.
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Dame da neeeee dama yooooooo dama da no yooooooo.
Sugi te.
Sugi teeeeeee sugi sukiteeeeee doki dataaaaaaaa tsuyi osaaaaaaa ke deeeeee mooooouuuuuu.
Yugademooo,,,,, omodido,,,,,BAKA MITEA!
That dam looks damn cool!
Doin (DYM 45)
This stuff is messed up, you people.
It squirted in my eye, God dammit!
What are you good at?
Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Community talk
I just changed my password so to whoever somehow guessed my password and said “potatoes” with my account fuck you. And to whoever made a fake version of my account to make it look like I was saying I was gay/a furry, fuck you as well. And if you pirated my account and don’t need the password then dammit.