What are you good at? Dying. Dammit, I fail at that too.
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
It squrted in my eye god dammit
dammit i hanged off their nose off
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
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