What's the similarities between a 14-year old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "oh sh1t, My mom's gonna kill me."
My midget landlord told me to pack my things up and that i've got 30 minutes to get out. That's short notice!
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What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer
i started crying when my dad was cutting onions
onions was such a good dog
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
i got a lot running through my head right now i wish at least one was a 12 gauge round
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common? They both died with red rings
I spy with my little eye nothing because I only have two normal sized eyes.
Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.
"Yes or No," she replied.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
i got a pen for my baby sister best trade i made so far
I cried when my dad cut up onions, Onions was a good dog.
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis.
My friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
just got a iphone 12 for my brother, best trade i've ever made
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
