My jokes
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Person you don't know, my name.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texted Oerien last night around 2:00 AM?
Jalie: NO, I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie, stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
My dad was such a good man. RIP, Osama bin Laden.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Your life? Wanna hear a sadder one?
My life.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Your computer just went in my bathroom and took a shit because you put too much chili in the bowl.