Phone Battery vs Relationships

The joke is a roast comparing the short lifespan of someone's relationships to the battery life of a phone, implying their relationships are very short-lived.

• Relationship
• Phone
• Roast
• Battery
• Insult
• Technology

• If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
• Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
• What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
• Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone. Girlfriend's ex: Why? Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.