Dad vs Cancer

The joke plays on the common phrase "beat cancer", implying the dad should have 'beat' cancer but didn't. This creates a dark and unexpected punchline.

• Cancer
• Difference
• Dark Humor
• Dad
• Family
• Disease

• I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
• What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad? My stepdad did beat cancer.
• What's the difference between me and my mate... I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
• I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.