My wife called me a pedophile. That is a big word for a 2 year old.
Pedophile Accusation
Explanation
The humor comes from the surprise that it's not the husband who's the pedophile, but the wife using the word, implying she's the 2-year-old. It's playing on the expectation that the adult would be the one using the word, not the child, and the dark nature of the accusation adds to the unexpected twist.
Comments (2)
Papadaddy69
Hahah xD big word for sure! l met my girlfriend before she could walk, good memories ^^
Anonymous
Oh god.