My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
My Jokes
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
My grandpa lost his toe today. đ
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
When I found out that my toaster wasnât waterproof, I was shocked.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
I love my grandpa, he killed Hitler.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
What were my great grandpa's last words?
"SHIT MG42!!!"
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
"I'm the big man, catching the kids in my big van." - Ben 2021
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldnât steal anything.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
