My jokes
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! đŹ
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
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Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldnât believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Memes
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
My bum hurts.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I donât understand why he just canât stand up for himself.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
Guys, can we change pride month to another month, please? My birthday is in June, and I'm not gay, and my friends keep making fun of me. I think we should change it to March because my brother's birthday is in March, and that'd be funny.
Whatâs the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
âMy Mommy Comes Backâ