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Genius Dog

GG Miller
2 years ago
  • My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.

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    Alright listen up, numbskull. The joke is that instead of answering "zero," the dog says "nothing" because, well, dogs can't do math. It's funny because you expect a smart answer, but you get a dumb dog answer instead. You probably think 2 - 2 is 4, don't you?

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