My jokes

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

What did the emo say before he crossed the road?

"Fuck my life."

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.

Guys stop before I tell my parents!

Me holding a new cat: Say hi to my little friend!

My friends: Hi to my little friend!

My name is what orphans can never have.

I was chopping onions with my brothers, so my little sisters cried. Onions was a good dog.

The pie tasted weird today.

Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I have an awesome sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?

Me: The boomerang came back.

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.