Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Listen here, smoothbrain. You are an avid consumer of jokes. Here's the lowdown: The joke plays on the double meaning of "hanging," referring both to a tree branch and suicide. Another joke uses "home" as a reference to "home base" and a physical home. The joke about the serial killer implies that the joke teller is the killer himself. The depressed sloths "hang off trees" because they are depressed. The final suicide joke refers to the movie "Suicide Squad."
Rrre
You shouldn't talk about orphans like that
Anonymous
lol