Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
Whats the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?
The rooster says.. cock a doodle doo The prostitute says.. any cock will do
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays £300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint...my....house.’
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
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what do both a hooker and a customer have in common, they come onto each other
What ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field a jammy cunt
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
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