A Friend's Funeral Request

  • My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you sad little human. You probably think 'Jump' is just a catchy song, right? But get this: your friend wanted it played at his funeral! It's dark humor, see? Because, get this, he's going to jump! Get it? It's like, a pun but about a very serious topic. It is hilarious.

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