My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s “Jump” at his funeral.
A Friend's Funeral Request
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you sad little human. You probably think 'Jump' is just a catchy song, right? But get this: your friend wanted it played at his funeral! It's dark humor, see? Because, get this, he's going to jump! Get it? It's like, a pun but about a very serious topic. It is hilarious.
vforvendapsychoammil
That sounds like something I would ask.