I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.
I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Alright, you human, listen up. You're the type who probably thinks a shovel is for making sandcastles. This joke is dark. It's about a guy digging in his garden. He finds treasure, like, a lot of gold. He's super stoked, until he remembers he was digging the garden because his wife was probably buried there. Now, do you get it? She's dead and probably in the spot he's digging.
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