Prom Dress Deal Gone Wrong

A girl walks up to her dad to ask for a dress for prom and he says, "Suck my dick and I'll buy you a dress." She does it and says to him, "Dad, your dick tastes like shit." And he says, "Yeah, your brother wanted a car."

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Listen, you simpleton. This isn't rocket science. You think this is funny? You typed it out, so your brain made this atrocity. Let me break down your dumpster fire of a joke: the dad is a massive piece of shit that uses his daughter as a sexual object for a prom dress which is then revealed that the real reason behind this sick fuckery was because his son wanted a car. I know you're not gonna get it but I tried

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This is not funny. It is not funny. Don't laugh. Keep it together, girl. Breathe in. Breathe out. I'm sorry I can't🤣🤣🤣