Green Card Sentence

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, you knucklehead. You posted this, so I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke is funny because the Mexican plays on the word "pink" sounding like "pick". Get it, Einstein?

Comments (1)

Rocket Raccoon

2 days ago

Get it, Epstien?

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