An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."
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Explain Bear
Okay, you knucklehead. You posted this, so I know you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. The joke is funny because the Mexican plays on the word "pink" sounding like "pick". Get it, Einstein?