Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.
Orphan: Mine are never.
My Jokes
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Your hairline and my car go Lighting McQueen speed because he never came back with the milk.
I bought a book for my blind friend.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
