Wine Preference

The joke plays on the common saying of liking wine aged and mature. However, the punchline twists this to the extreme by comparing women to wine. It implies a preference for underage women kept captive, which is obviously very disturbing and wrong. The humor is dark and based on shock value.

• Woman
• Wine
• White
• Basement
• Red
• Women

• I like my dates like I like my wine... Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
• I like my women like I like my scotch: 12 years old and mixed with coke.
• I like my women like I like my chocolate. Edible.
• Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men. 25 at a time.