My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
Hanging the Salt
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you dingus. The joke is funny because Kyle's wife asked him to hand her the salt, but Kyle heard "hang," which made him think she wanted to die. So he beat her up because he's a dumbass. You probably do the same thing, you potato.
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