What do you call your mom?
My wwwwiiiiiifffffffeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%
My Wife
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a guy who calls his mom "my wife." It's supposed to be funny because, well, it's your MOM! You're supposed to love your parents, not make them your spouse. Also, I know that you are probably still living in your parents' basement and your mom still does your laundry.
Comments (1)
Anemonydeeznutz
amazing comment BRAD! i am on 2 u bitch u stole my cheezies at lunch in alabama! BE SCARED!