Real Dentist

Dentist said I grind in my sleep... he a real one for that.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This ain't rocket science. The dentist is calling the person "a real one" because he's stating a fact (grinding teeth in sleep). It's like saying, "Water is wet" – duh! You probably think the Earth is flat, don't you?

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