Media jokes
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What is black and white and red all over?
... a newspaper!
Memes
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
and (DYM 116)
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer?
A: Flanders Red Ale.
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
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