Media jokes
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70-year-old.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
What do you not bring to a paparazzi? A balloon.
The (DYM 103).
Checkout (DYM 104).
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!