Channel jokes
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?
One has more channels.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Subscribe to PewDiePie!
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
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For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
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No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?