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Porn

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

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  • Fan

    What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

    Marriage

    A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

    Orphan

    What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

    One has more channels.

    Cat

    Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

    1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

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  • Orphan

    Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

    'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

    Hitler

    Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

    But he really saved the History Channel.

    Bee

    These are bee puns.🐝

    I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝

    I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝

    (Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!

    Pig

    What do you call a stabbed pig?

    Porkchopped.

    What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

    Pork Chopped!

    Hah, got 'em (I guess)!

    JFK

    No one.

    Absolutely no one.

    The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?