Channel Jokes

If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.

My wife caught me one day for watching a porn channel, so I quickly turned the TV to a fishing channel. On her way out, she said: "You should stay on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"

What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

The image shows the Eiffel Tower in Paris with several pyramid-shaped UFOs flying around it. The text above the image reads: "Nobody: History channel at 3 AM:".

What is the difference between an orphan and a TV?

One has more channels.

I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.

Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.

1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!

Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?

'Cause they can't make it family friendly.

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Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?

But he really saved the History Channel.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

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